JAYWALKING ADVENTURE

twenty3giL demonstrate in the middle of the night how to jaywalk safely. This good looking fellow from the Philippines is very lucky to avoid impending accident...crossing the street "paspas" meaning as fast as you can...maybe next time he won't be as lucky hehehe as local traffic is really insane and notorious for a casual accident. Thanks dude you just might save a wandering soul...

(LET'S F*CUK) KAY SUSAN TAYO

Pinoy Ignition

Kapag ako'y nag-iisa, madalas akong nagbabate
Madalas ginagawa ko ito, bago pa man tumae
Iniisip kong parate ay aking only dream girl
She is very very sexy, what's her name...I won't tell
So bounce bounce hanggang ito ay magalet
Kapag kanan nangawit, kaliwa ang kapalet

Araw ko na naman, tag-libog na naman ako
Sino naman kayang pokang ang mabibiktima ko
Dahil ang alaga ko ay di ko na mawisyo
Ayaw ko mang aminin...'Tol ako ay kaong na
Ilang buwan na ring sa puke nagdidiyeta
Kaya naman panay-panay pagdyadyakol sa kubeta
Babaeng maikama, siguradong manlalata
Sa pagbayo matutuyo ang puke niyang basang-basa. (One more time ...)

Kantutan ang aking mission, kahit anong klaseng posisyon
Kaya ikaw ay tumihaya...paupo o padapa
Ilabas nyo na ang pukeh nyo...eto na ang burat ko
Lumuhod saking harapan...susuhin nyo ang titi ko

Sa tabe ng kabaret, may babaeng lukaret
Veyntsingko isang kabet, tagusan hanggang puwet
Titi ko'y tuwang-tuwa, puke niyang magang-maga
Sa sobrang sarap, parang ngayoy umeepa
Lahat ng posisyon ay gusto na niyang i-try
Never never never siyang nagbibigay
Kung minsan'y masaket pag siya'y dry na dry
Sa lake ng nota ko lagi siyang umaaray.

(Dialouge: Aray aray! Tigas tigas! Bat may gatas? Sa uulitin...)

Translations:

When I'm alone/ I always masturbate/ I frequently do this before I sat the loo/
I think about my dream girl/ she's very sexy/ what's her name, I won't tell/
So bounce bounce 'till my birdy got mad/ when right Mary got tired/its left Honey's turn

• It's my day and me so horny/ whose the slut I wonder I'd victimize/Coz I cant control my rooster wild/ though I won't readily admit it/ Brother I'm really goin' crazy nuts/ Been a month since/ from vagina I'm starving/ that's why as usual on the toilet I'm jacking/ The whore that I'd laid to bed/am sure will be exhausted/ to my thrust her wet cunt so juicy will be dry/
  

To get laid is my mission/ whatever positions/So better lay down/ sitting up or with your back/ Start baring your pussies/Here's my prick and get ready/ just kneel before me/and start sucking my dicky/

Besides the cabaret/ there's a hussy bimbette/ for about twenty-five per shot/ you can screw
the bitch all the way up her ass/ happy is my schlong/ while her box is swelling/ from too much ecstasy/she cant control her pee/ now all sexual positions she likes to try/ Never ever did she turns me down/ she's all giving even when hurting especially when she's dry/ against my tool so huge... she'd cry/

Narrations (Ouch ouch! OMG so hard! Why the cum? Stop ...check your calloused palm! Till next time)

FALSE VOICE

FalseVoice singing Frank Sinatra's The Way You Look Tonight.
He's actually the guy behind and responsible for uploading
CHARISE PEMPENGCO's music videos, thus making her a
You Tube star success.

For readers out there who are still lost and could
not find FalseVoice channel, simply add number 2
to his name. Welcome to Charice Pempengco's
benevolent video up-loader.

THE AYASIV ISLANDS

Hoy haring negroes ganito rin ba kaganda sa baybayin mo?
I was torn kung alin ang aking vivisitahin pag-uwi ko.
Salamat sa anyaya!

IKAW LAMANG ANG AKING BINABALIKAN

Umuwi si Epa sa araw na ito, sayang di 'ko makasama...
mag-trip na lang sa TV...libre pa AHAAY BUHAYY!!!

JUSTICE AND CORRUPTION

President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo granted executive clemency to former president Joseph Ejercito Estrada by a stroke of a pen ensuring the 70 yrs old restored to his civil and political rights. Magnanimous it would seem but to some detractors smells a political ploy on Arroyo's part. I'd raise eyebrowz myself but I just plucked them the day before she signed the pardon papers. To tell you the truth, I hardly know anything about my Philippines my Philippines. Can't be able to decides whose side I'm on, the ruling government or Erap's nagkahirap - hirap na buhay. Over two decades since I left, four successions has passed and gone. And then the Glorietta bombing and this. If ever I would come back to visit or whatnot, is martial law again in the cards? Haayyy Buhaaaaayyyyy!!!!!

LUPANG HINIRANG ( badinky version)

Tierra adorada
Hija del Sol de Oriente
Su fuego ardiente
En ti la tiendo esta

Tierra de amores
Del heroismo cuna
Los invasores
No te hollaran jamas

En tu azul cielo en tus auras
En tus montes y en tu mar
Esplende y late del poema
De tu amada libertad

Tu pabellon que en las lides
La Victoria illumino
No vera nunca apagados
Sus estrellas ni su sol

Tierra de dichas, de sol y de amores
En tu regazo dulce es vivir
Es una gloria para tus hijos
Cuando te ofenden por ti morir.

The above is Philippines National Anthem in Spanish, I am writing it down base from my memory, although some words are blurry now. I'm just wondering how it would fare in badinky version.

Bay-anne mageeleew, pearly shell silangan
Cory in-pulse-ing, bambalazusboob charing
soil fertilizer, cradle of the braves
sa mga tourista pawindang netich
en chenes mare kumare, en pare kumpare
fruitas patatas, ga song and dance kame
sweat glitter on banner, ga triumph hooray
superstar si ate guy, never shawie iitim
soil of the sun... blazing...alleluia
life's sweet bhabes sa piling mo
ar' gayness chavez choprah sa tabi-tabi
RIP chaka... long live bachenggo!

And this is the National Anthem as written by Felipe de Jesus, if my source is right.

Bayang magiliw, perlas ng silanganan
Alab ng puso, sa dibdib moy buhay
Lupang hinirang ,duyan ka ng magiting
Sa manlulupig, di ka pasisisil
Sa dagat at bundok sa simoy at sa langit mong bughaw
May dilag ang tula at awit ng paglayang minamahal
Ang kislap ng watawat moy tagumpay na nagni-ningning
Ang bituin at araw niya kaylan pa may di magdididlilm
Lupa ng araw ng luwalhati't pagsinta
Buhay ay langit sa piling mo
Aming ligaya na pag may mang-aapi
Ang mamatay ng dahil sa iyo!

( Ang pumatay ng dahil sa iyo!- Late Senator Benigno Aquino)

Disclaimer, Hwag sana kong habulin ng batas militar, Marcos,Cory, FVR, Erap is my guy,GMA, LOL