KISSIN' BHAI - BHAI

dr. doctor i'm sick-sick
hurry do a come quick-quick
mere drowning me think
hai from much caffeine drink
mere eyeballs hai a rollin'
like sprockets dissily spinnin'
concentrations hai a missin'
tum hai, kya kurru, mere help
pop some pills and lovin'!

HUNGARIAN RHAPSODY

J. Brenner, the renown sex-maniac-kees
Yesterday had been very very nosey
He'd stuck his fingers very very hairy
Up my bussiness, where, frankly, none of his.

"Parfait!" he said, "je ne comprendre pas Ingrease."
"You gotta be kidding", I protested, "aren't you the psycho-analyst,
Probing and delving down on psychosis?"
-"Relax, I'd be gentle, lie onto the bliss!"

MOURNING FOR THE LIVING

As a mann wepan for his sunu oththe for his father,
Oththe for his freond hwanne death habban tacan him,
Swa don ic murnam for th lif-ig hwa don theirra agen illr.

- PIERE CARDENAL
from The Mays of Ventadorn, by W.S. Merwin

OLDE ENGLISC

Loetan me tellan eow hwoet.

Eow dount habban to loefan rimarks oththe oenig gif thaet iz

hwoet eow vant.

I'm greatful thaet eow cuman bi.

Ic hopian thaet eow leornin sumt-ig.

To teocean aend to entertene iz min prim goelan.

Danke Shoen.

DORIAN GRAY'S RIDDLE

Pardon moi Oscar, its been over a century already but I can't recall who was that English writer that once said that "the greatest peche du monde is ignorance".

What a bugger et quel un concept Sauvage!

NOSE BLOOD SHOT

Panatag at matiwasay na pamumuhay ang aking taos-pusong pagbati sa lahat; anuman ang inyong adhikain at pananalig ay sama-sama nating salubungin at ipanalangin ang mapayapang daigdig; maging lubos at ganap nawa ang ating mga mithiin.

Shalom.

DIRE WARNING

Monstrous Ike hurricane on a wild path to Texas gulf coast pack a walloped. Most people never heed the dire warnings that their metreologist told that they must evacuate or risk their lives. Watching overnight from the reliable CNN weather coverage...I could only offer a prayer.

Dakilang Maalam
Poong Maykapal
Kami po'y patawarin
Sa mga kasalanan
Kami'y ipag-adya
Sa mga pagsubok
Unos
Delubyo
Bagyo at
Mga salanta
Maawa na po
Kayo.
Sagipin po kaming
Mga kaawa-awa
Saklolohan
Patnubayan
Anak na alibugha
Habang
Iniingatan
Mga kayamanan
Ang hasik mong poot
Sa sangsinakuban
Please please por pavor
Take it back
Peksman!
Ito ang dalangin
Aming inuusal
Sana Po'y
Inyong dinggin
Mga kahilingan
Ng taong
Bingi
Sa babala at
Paalam

THE POETIC GOD MACHINE

Underground...
Between the borders
Of France and Switzerland,
Scientists are on the clock
Experimenting...
Test-firing beams of protons
And smashing atoms
To capture and re-create
That first big bang boom!
Through LHCb*
This Large Hadron Collider beauty, machine...
They want to learn and understand
The make-up of these vast universe
Trying to crack the quark
And of that elusive "dark matters"
Hopefully to get a glimpse of "God particles"
That in theory gave mass to star dusts
We had known
As well as of that hidden
Time and space
Dimensions...

Meanwhile...
Deep the caves, maybe;
Along the borders of Afhanistan and Pakistan,
Osama Bin Laden is praying
Still hiding and free
Until today's 911 anniversary
And eversince the twin towers
Collapsed mysteriously
The world is still on edge
Racing through
Warped in time and history
Pleading for Almighty God's mercy,
The creator?
Of poor folks like (you and) me!

Ground above...
Monster Ike, storms and hurricanes
Tests human dignity,
Look no further than Cuba and Haiti
Scrambling for aids, starving citizenry
Woe woe woe woe...woe
Devastating calamity!

REPONDRE A "UNFAMILIAR TERRITORY"

if fate misfortune blooms o'er this place
casts clouds of doubts and lingers
may seed bears fruits and be my grace
this troubled soul...seek ye, embrace,

as i lay slumber in blissful deep
find i true peace amidst uncertainties
and knew you well, wholeheartedly
as we crossed paths on this journey,

where fears be conquered thru solitudes
give us strengths and fortitudes
upon this sacred hollowed ground
be my rock...solid, crown.

JOHN LENNON LIVES

American Idol sensation, David Archuleta sung once again John Lennon's Imagine and I can't help it but to ponder what the lyrics meant to be. While he was singing and shutting his eyes off between the lines, I was also imagining. Trying and adapting the song into a meaningful one liner. But whoah, I can't help it but global unrests, South Africa, Darfur, Somalia, Kenya, China, Burma, Cuba, USA, Canada, Russia, Kosovo, Tibet etc. came to mind.

Could it be possible?

Imagine no possessions (walang pag-aari)
I wonder if you can (maaari kaya?)
No needy or hunger (patay-gutom)
A brotherhood of man (kapatiran)
Imagine all the people (lahat ng tao)
Sharing for the world (nagbibigayan)
Yoohoo (yahoo)
You may say I'm a dreamer (nangangarap)
But I'm not the only one (di nag-iisa)
I hope someday, you'll join us (kapamilya)
And the world will be as one (isang lipi)
Take my hand and join us (magdamayan)
And the world will be as one. (magka-isa)

If that's the case, then John Lennon never died in vain, and his dream, one day may do come true!

POR TU MAMA TAMBIEN

Cuando entrar al bar
Haciendo sonar tu zapatos de putilla
Y los hombres te ven
con tu equipo de bolsos Gucci
No se sabe a quien mira el
porque todas pareceis iguales...
todos saben quien eres
y es tu tambien principal de fama
Sales todas las noches
porque el sueno de tu vida
es ser la esposa de un futbolista
no te van los jugadores
eso dices pero un millionario
no te vendria mal
no te van los matones ricachones
no te sirven de nada pero te encantaria
un ricachon que por lo menos mida lm88.
Eres mas que una fan buscando un hombre
Pero acabas con aventiras de una noche
El podria ser toda tu vida si pasarasla primera noche
pero esa parte siempre falla en la manana te sientes vejada
va a por la siguiente ni siquiero pudiste saborcarlo
no te enfades mucho si te llaman chunga
porque como los diarios, cada di acabas prensada.
No te van jugadores, eso dices o los matones
no te sirven de nada no te puedes sentar bien
por unos tejano demasiado
apretador y tienes suerte que es noche de mujeres
con tu bolso grande y vacio cada semana empeora
por lo menor tu pechos centaron mas que los de ella
asi que fuiste Miami. Porque el viaje te sallo gratis
pero acabaste per diendo al avion.
Te encontraste con alguien
y pasaste la noche tomando farlopa
sin chicas como tu no habria diversion.
Iramos a los clubs y no nos fijarimos
en nadie sin chica como tu no hay vida nocturna
todos esos hombres vuelven con sus esposas.
no te enfrades conmigo porque llego a 30.
y tus viejos trucos ya no funcionan
de tu trabajo deberias saber
que siempre acaban de jando
asi que limpia el polvo de tus zapatos de putilla.


YPPAH 'SREHTOM YAD:
MUCHAS GRACIAS AMY WINEHOUSE

PLAYFUL TUNES

I'll remember you...yuhoohoo yuhoohoo
In this summer...hot sisee hot sisee
When blown wind...whistle lee whistle lee
Caressed my soul...so tenderly

Don't you hear the song I pla...eey
The melody of childish things we say...hey hey
Armed embrace so swe...eet
Devotions to the rhythm of the beat

If our paths ever crossed again
To rainbow's arc...up in heaven
Where hope we bound to go...hoho
Swear to god...I love you so...

POET TREE INN MOTION

Bloody Hell I Cunt Believe Eats Already Mey.
A Noo Leaf Has Jazz Began, Yu Son Ova Gun!
En Ay Kent Tink Op Eniting Tu Wrayt Abawt.
Bee Cost May Cheeka DeLizious Pram Dubay,
Is Pester Ring Me 2 Meyk A Tag A Tag Pley

Sow, Disease Four Yu, Deer Freng DeLyzius, End
Donut Compleyn, Ipyu Tink Yud Neber Anderstang
Mee Agen, Engrish Bakoko Isda Team Toodey
Hopyu Enjoy Watt Ay Heb Tusey, Sow
Cleenap Yor Boogers 'O Dat Bloody Nos, Hoorey!

En Four Lethalverses, May Partner Inn Kraym
Hoist Challenge-ing Moi 2 Pow-et Tree Inseyn
Aym Nut Dat Wort-tea Avec Toi Por Raym
Mey Ay Pass Dish Charade En Poor Eber Bee
May Aydol Jazz...Yet Four Layp Bee Frend!

SA GILID NG LANGIT

bawat buhay
ay may nabubuong
mga kwento at kasaysayan

may makulay malungkot
masaya masalimuot
maganda malihim at magulo

bunga ito marahil ng kasalatan ng tao

kung kaya't siya'y laging naghahanap
nagsisikhay at umaasam

makamit lang ang langit na gusto

maraming tulad nito sa mundo...

Ikaw... Siya at Ako

...sa loob ng kasaysayang
singlawak ng uniberso

at doon mula roo'y
nabuo nabuhay nagkamalay
ang tuwat hinampo

mumunting kaligayahang
bahagi ng misteryo

ganyan nga... ganyan nga tayo

tulad sa awiting
nagsasabing...

sa palad ko't sa palad mo'y
manipis ang gilid ng langit.

Il y a 20 annee, la susmentionne musique ecrivant aupr'es moi-m'eme pour mon amis.

(LET'S F*CUK) KAY SUSAN TAYO

Pinoy Ignition

Kapag ako'y nag-iisa, madalas akong nagbabate
Madalas ginagawa ko ito, bago pa man tumae
Iniisip kong parate ay aking only dream girl
She is very very sexy, what's her name...I won't tell
So bounce bounce hanggang ito ay magalet
Kapag kanan nangawit, kaliwa ang kapalet

Araw ko na naman, tag-libog na naman ako
Sino naman kayang pokang ang mabibiktima ko
Dahil ang alaga ko ay di ko na mawisyo
Ayaw ko mang aminin...'Tol ako ay kaong na
Ilang buwan na ring sa puke nagdidiyeta
Kaya naman panay-panay pagdyadyakol sa kubeta
Babaeng maikama, siguradong manlalata
Sa pagbayo matutuyo ang puke niyang basang-basa. (One more time ...)

Kantutan ang aking mission, kahit anong klaseng posisyon
Kaya ikaw ay tumihaya...paupo o padapa
Ilabas nyo na ang pukeh nyo...eto na ang burat ko
Lumuhod saking harapan...susuhin nyo ang titi ko

Sa tabe ng kabaret, may babaeng lukaret
Veyntsingko isang kabet, tagusan hanggang puwet
Titi ko'y tuwang-tuwa, puke niyang magang-maga
Sa sobrang sarap, parang ngayoy umeepa
Lahat ng posisyon ay gusto na niyang i-try
Never never never siyang nagbibigay
Kung minsan'y masaket pag siya'y dry na dry
Sa lake ng nota ko lagi siyang umaaray.

(Dialouge: Aray aray! Tigas tigas! Bat may gatas? Sa uulitin...)

Translations:

When I'm alone/ I always masturbate/ I frequently do this before I sat the loo/
I think about my dream girl/ she's very sexy/ what's her name, I won't tell/
So bounce bounce 'till my birdy got mad/ when right Mary got tired/its left Honey's turn

• It's my day and me so horny/ whose the slut I wonder I'd victimize/Coz I cant control my rooster wild/ though I won't readily admit it/ Brother I'm really goin' crazy nuts/ Been a month since/ from vagina I'm starving/ that's why as usual on the toilet I'm jacking/ The whore that I'd laid to bed/am sure will be exhausted/ to my thrust her wet cunt so juicy will be dry/
  

To get laid is my mission/ whatever positions/So better lay down/ sitting up or with your back/ Start baring your pussies/Here's my prick and get ready/ just kneel before me/and start sucking my dicky/

Besides the cabaret/ there's a hussy bimbette/ for about twenty-five per shot/ you can screw
the bitch all the way up her ass/ happy is my schlong/ while her box is swelling/ from too much ecstasy/she cant control her pee/ now all sexual positions she likes to try/ Never ever did she turns me down/ she's all giving even when hurting especially when she's dry/ against my tool so huge... she'd cry/

Narrations (Ouch ouch! OMG so hard! Why the cum? Stop ...check your calloused palm! Till next time)

HINDI SONG

such keraha hai devana dil
dil la kesi se legana
jute hai ya rekevade sari
jute hep ya rekitasume

main harri la muha
jese chaha, jese puja
osiniya romira dil
torah torah tandeha tandeha
chora

sunderri sunderri bohasi nevarri
sunderri sunderri
metokone lagahus kinisiyeme
binutiye behekka

ekudil nose muladun game
ekusil nyuse metadun game
chajun gana mehusappat karroko
chahose batade

mossam mossam hasuhanna bara
mossam mossam menedeka hose hua
mepagalu basupalu
barrome (aaaaaahhhhh...)

akeh basi hai burri me manume
esukhu kame hai jubi manume
bodu re hai neri nasorotse
kya huse machahu

laila la lala la la le