Senor G. Full Neym Withheld Calvo, my barber for 15 years nearly died when I told him that his services is no longer warranted for good. Eversince I learned that the reason why I'm also getting thin hairs and growing baldy is due to his extra diligent care.
Wifi recommend that I should go to her favorite saloon, Kwik-Kutters. And I rebuffed her right away by saying that her sister-proprietress, Kiki Moui is giving me the creeps for her gupet-pyuke style. It's true that she's very very fast yet detail but the way she holds the scissors is like she's going down my trousers; and it wont be long before she'd accidentally cut my schlong.
So I decided, a drastic action must be done with my formerly voluminous hair, I took the shavers myself and started shaving away my cabeza. Now I look like the comrade from hell because my head is cropped in boufant style. Wifi bawled and missed my Bon Jovi rock-star.
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help yourself bitch.