BALDING YEHUDI

El loco pendejo Yehudi who had shaved his hair is unlucky in love. The putana worker from tarsand north had no girlfriend nor sweetheart that he may call his own that he may stick his tool to a bunghole. But el pauvre hermano es nunca unlucky anymore for he had just won almost one hundred fifty thousand dollars (Canadian) jackpot on a Carribean poker game at downtown casino where this globewatcher is working. At the stroke of midnight last night, the gambling gods have had heard his anguish that he may at least break even or get all the money he'd lost in years of gambling. One by one all royal suited cards of heart was dealt, and the rest is now a history. I kept looking at his talisman dangling from his neck, Star of David. I can't help it.