DISUNITED NATION

Why I dread the coming birthday celebration of Baby Princess! Meeting her Mommy Dearest is the main reason why I'm not really looking forward to this occasion. I just hope that she's in full Xanax moodswing that day, so that I wont be uneasy. Its been six long months since we are all gathered together. My Chinito nephew. My Irish out-law brother Abe, the hypocrite, with Bida, my elder sister. Lapuks and her Iranian boytoy. Buddhamed. Rose. The Queen herself. P_ _ _ N_ _ _ _ _ and beloved wifi. We are all invited to this very much orchestrated gathering with other hundred guests of Ismaili origin. East-Indian friends and kins. The only thing that would make me happy though, is the thought of a small convention of the league of nations. Thanks goodness I now have a valid excuse not to go!