BEYOND CLOSED DOORS

Here in our household, my dearest wifi, son and yours truly were divided on American politics...We were actually in disagreement whether the lady senator or the first Afro-American deserved to lead the mighty American nation and the free world. Not that we really care, but it was just compelling to watch what's happenning south of the border which I know would have a great and direct impact and ties to our government up here. And now that Senator Obama was finally named as the nominee come November election just galvanized our deepest disagreement to date.

It is no secret that I like Senator Clinton more than any other contender. I see in her the grace and steely resolved one can ask for a politician. When she talks, I am truly mesmerized. I dont know why but I tend to listen to her in a much more intensity compared to other wannabees who put me to sleep and dose off, I have a dream... (But this is now out of the question as she finally now conceded to re-take the White House.)


But what nags me more than ever is what really transpired beyond the secret meeting between Senator Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, before the former thrown in the towel. Your guess is as agood as mine. And I could only speculate. After a lengthy contested primaries, the two were seen amicably admiring ang respecting each other's strength.


Hillary: Senator Obama? (shakes hands firmly...and to self, "you really stole it from me...I haven't seen it cumming this way. you buffoon!"

Obama: Ah yes Senator Clint...

Hillary: After a much deliberation and lenghty considerations, I now cum to a great conclusion that we, (you) must agree on a solid and concrete concession.

Obama: Yes sen...

Hillary: What I'm trying to say is...if I concede to your nomination (like I said I had not seen it cumming) and give my support behind your candidacy, are you willling to...I mean if you...would you...could you...Aaah to hell with it...I got more plans to re-decorate the White House, I guess the NEW BLACK is now again IN!

Obama: Well...Sen...

Hillary: Drinks?

Obama: (cordially) Than...

Hillary: Three choices, French Spitzer mineral water, Katrina well de agua or aqua du Alberta?

Obama: Do I have a choi...?

Hillary: Why yes of course...yes indeed, (my formidable foe)

Obama: I'll have the latter then...(so thirsty...gulping nervously)

Hilarry: How about some cookies, Chelsea baked them herself...Yes as I was saying... Have you decided yet for a dream ticket? That would give Mr. McCain a nightmare come November election!

Obama: Im actually fasting... Sen...

Hillary: Here is my plan, you (Berock)can pretend to be the Head of the State, while I, I, Hilarry Rodham Clinton would be the (symbolical) Vice President but actually be running the show, capiche? Afterall, I, I, Hillary Rodham Clinton former First Lady of William Jefferson Clinton, me, got the most poopoolar votes amongst women, white ruling class, middle income group and disgruntled voters (racist) and also folks from my very important ridings, don't I deserved at least be given the most important role in the land?

Obama: Yes, se-sen...I'll th...

Hillary: Not to mention the experience, expertice and much a more sounding decision making to date, health care. foreign affairs... Don't you agree?

Obama: (not really there but nervous from this crazy tirading wow-man) Yes we ca...

Hillary: Besides I am the only one who can actually put Democratic Party onto the ruling new governement, isn't that right?

Obama: (protesting) B...u...t...t...but Sen...

Hillary: (unperturbed) So if I, I, Senator Rodham Clinton former...the first woman actually gets what she wants, then...I will make sure the smooth transition for the following select...err election...I mean 2012.

Obama: Can we...

Hillary: So what can you say Howie err Berock...Deal or no deal?
Enchichalen...

YES WE CAN!

SURE WE CAN!