YEAR END BOLLOCKS

Once again we come to the end of this incomprehensible bisiesto. Most of you are probably glad to see it go. I on the other hand, particularly awaits the anjo-nuevo with guarded optimism. After all 2009 seems to be the year of hope. (Cross fingers)

And since this is just another expletive blog, I'd like to tell those who care that in truth, I won't say as much, not that I detest lenghty expositions but because I had no time nor day for deep reflections; other than to say that this globewatcher is just full of it. Full of shit! That's it.

Yes dear butter cups, mesdames et monsieurs; after briefly reading a book about this Australian dude who hides and personifies a monstrous and bespectacled lady that rhymes with Lame Erna, I got this very un-original idea, that maybe I should also end this blog with a year-end recipe.

You see over the years, my queen maman taught me a lot of things. One of which is to take care of myself and one another and also be responsible to my own action. She instilled in me as well the notion of perseverance. And most of all she taught me how to bring to a boil litter of mineral agua without burning the kettle.

How's that for this year end's bollocks? Now if you could just pass me some sugar, cubes, that would be great!

DORIAN GRAY'S RIDDLE

Pardon moi Oscar, its been over a century already but I can't recall who was that English writer that once said that "the greatest peche du monde is ignorance".

What a bugger et quel un concept Sauvage!

THE SEAL OF APPROVAL

My giant friend from Tuktoyuktuk was noticeably silent yesterday and I couldn't be much happier. He was really a pain in the rear if he was pissed drunk, so I gave him a piece of my mind and utter the "seal" of approval in French. Unpleasant it may be but it probably worked because the fool shut the hell up.

But Khoopsy, could you please explain to me why every Wednesday, I would have vivid dreams and never forget them? It's been like that eversince I could remember. And this morning was no different. In it I was having an amorous affairs and suddenly being chased by two black rabid dogs. I froze. Like in real life when confronted by pit bull several years ago, but I just looked at that dang animal and stared it down and whispered something.

Phoque...phoque...phoque!

ARAY KU

1.
lumang zapatos
sinabak khosa snow
pilay ang buto

2.
unang round pa lang
baby face inupakan
then eight 'TKO

3.
lanky Golden Boy
never had matched nor squared
shorty Pacman's dance

4.
mano y mano
Pinoys, Pacmanians world-wide
are beaming with pride

MIGHTY MANNY HUMBLED GOLDEN BOY

Ferocious and speedy Pacman defeated golden boy dela Hoya, TKO after eight rounds. MANNY-FIQUE!

POSTCARD WISHES

Muchas gracias eletryko.

NOSE BLOOD SHOT

Panatag at matiwasay na pamumuhay ang aking taos-pusong pagbati sa lahat; anuman ang inyong adhikain at pananalig ay sama-sama nating salubungin at ipanalangin ang mapayapang daigdig; maging lubos at ganap nawa ang ating mga mithiin.

Shalom.