Soy yo inspira escriba ahora en lengua Espana porque dos visitarlos en mis globos paginas appear-appear en blanco y negra. Que barbaridad, Streisand, que pasa? Que quierres con mis articulos? Estan bobitas y verdad nunca. Si puedes, hechame carina y amiga. Ultra vez no hay dinera. Joke-joke tonta-tortilla. Entonces, recuerdame. Estoy para ti.
Uno dos tres cuatro y cinco...Seis siete ocho nueve, diez...
One day isang araw. I saw nakakita. One day isang ibon. Flying lumilipad. I shot binarilko. I pick pinulotko. I eat kinainko...
Sakit ng tiyanko! Por pavor, ayudame Senor!
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
REPONDRE UN BACHELOR
Mademoiselle, c'est une chance faire la connaisance de mango00rising avec lui chien, Renji. Mon amie Nico aupre's eux-memes veranda taquinerement !
Sunday, April 20, 2008
THE JOKE IS ON ME
In my attempt to help an earstwhile freng, I've managed to be a laughing stock on the blogging community (pls. see Kengkay In Distress). In haste and without checking the most important background to the blog story, I must admit that I made a blunder. Apparently, the so called raid on Queeriosity, an international gay bath house in Pasay City, Manila, is but just a publicity stunt.
So next time that Kengkay cried wolf, this jackass wont be fooled!
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So next time that Kengkay cried wolf, this jackass wont be fooled!
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Friday, April 18, 2008
KENKAY IN DISTRESS
Calling all united front of worldwide faggs. This is to inform you that as of today, Queeriosity, a Manila club was under siege by squadron thugs of the government's agency against indecency. My earstwhile amiga, Kengkay is now out of wits announcing on his blog about the zaniness of the situation. His best friend texted him that he needs help as he was now under detention. As I'm here, very much 15 hours away from the sad events, all I can do is to call your attention.
Hey Ann, Ro, Kev, Jamy, GP, Claries, Khoopsy, Arnie, Crock, Hillary, Barbra, and all my friends on la la land; can't we do something about this? I mean, can we possibly let PLU, brothers and sisters suffer the humiliation? Haven't they suffer enough? Nong, please come home and show your support. How about Pro Gay Movement, AJ, Maruja, Kai, Gibbs, Ricky et al. Are we going to stand idly by? One confidant suspects, Corporate Closet is among the poor fellow that these baton wielding officers had detain.
This incident sounds like the Stonewall riots of 1969 in New York City, where police cops raided a dingy private club run by Mafia that caters to gay-clientle, for alledgedly serving booze and alcohol illegally.
It's really too bad that Queeriosity is now put out of commission because according to my sources, this is where the Greenies are going to hold their grand EB.
So please stop this madness and uphold the licence of this otherwise fun charade. Bring out the clouds and don't rain on their parade. Stop the raid!
Hey Ann, Ro, Kev, Jamy, GP, Claries, Khoopsy, Arnie, Crock, Hillary, Barbra, and all my friends on la la land; can't we do something about this? I mean, can we possibly let PLU, brothers and sisters suffer the humiliation? Haven't they suffer enough? Nong, please come home and show your support. How about Pro Gay Movement, AJ, Maruja, Kai, Gibbs, Ricky et al. Are we going to stand idly by? One confidant suspects, Corporate Closet is among the poor fellow that these baton wielding officers had detain.
This incident sounds like the Stonewall riots of 1969 in New York City, where police cops raided a dingy private club run by Mafia that caters to gay-clientle, for alledgedly serving booze and alcohol illegally.
It's really too bad that Queeriosity is now put out of commission because according to my sources, this is where the Greenies are going to hold their grand EB.
So please stop this madness and uphold the licence of this otherwise fun charade. Bring out the clouds and don't rain on their parade. Stop the raid!
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
HOLY KAMOTE, RIP 17APRIL 2008
Oh no, not again. Another blogger, Holy Kamote waved his final adieu. And I'm truly, deeply saddened by his sudden goodbye. His final entry on his blogsite simply said GUBAY and didnt left any explanations why. He said that everything needs no more explanations .
Of all blogger out there, this young kid has the talent to captivate the imaginations of inquring minds. I enjoyed tremendously his arduous writing style. But most of all he impart to his readers the best gift that someone could ever received. The ability to take responsibility, and think for oneselves. And for that I would really miss him. Hope to see you on other field wherever that maybe!
Of all blogger out there, this young kid has the talent to captivate the imaginations of inquring minds. I enjoyed tremendously his arduous writing style. But most of all he impart to his readers the best gift that someone could ever received. The ability to take responsibility, and think for oneselves. And for that I would really miss him. Hope to see you on other field wherever that maybe!
ODE A DE MIS DIVAS
satubig isinulat
dahong nalagas
twing nagsasabog...tanamu
iskierda, tudalept tudalept
B E Y O N C E
dito naman sakukote
tinimo mapaitna karanasan
dimapuknat nabato...putaka
elyang elyang elyang
R I H A N N A
walakang havag halimaw
batdikapa nadedo nunpaman
tawako langsiguro...animal
mandin bilib aydu tuyu
M A R I A H
pahamakka sabiag ko
ikaw'y tukso tusotsanto
layuanmoko...ungas
somaylaypwud go on
C E L I N E D I O N
magagapi karin sumpako poreber
lintek angwalang ganti obermaydedbadi
palulusawkita...tragiska
aybinlusing slip
M A D O N N A
dahong nalagas
twing nagsasabog...tanamu
iskierda, tudalept tudalept
B E Y O N C E
dito naman sakukote
tinimo mapaitna karanasan
dimapuknat nabato...putaka
elyang elyang elyang
R I H A N N A
walakang havag halimaw
batdikapa nadedo nunpaman
tawako langsiguro...animal
mandin bilib aydu tuyu
M A R I A H
pahamakka sabiag ko
ikaw'y tukso tusotsanto
layuanmoko...ungas
somaylaypwud go on
C E L I N E D I O N
magagapi karin sumpako poreber
lintek angwalang ganti obermaydedbadi
palulusawkita...tragiska
aybinlusing slip
M A D O N N A
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
THE INQUIRING MINDS
I notice that eversince You Tube change its cluttered format, it became much worse and miserable to play a video? You end up waiting and waiting for it to load to no avail. Apparently, this is not You Tube faults but rather that of the server we subscribed from. I gathered that it is they who are trying to stall the fast information highway we folks are accustom to. And according to them we get way too much informations too fast. So shoot my poo! Don't they realize that reversing the trend only result to impending suicide among its clientle base? Why cant we have the best of cyberspace worlds. Aren't they getting enough revenues already. And it's disgusting thay they revert to this kind of tactics, curtailing our divine priviledges and rottten spoiled brats that we are. No wonder, Yahoo until now is adamant not to succumb to Micosoft's will and power even to the tune of billion gazillion almigthy dullards. If your somewhat lost to what I'm saying, don't complain. Direct your querries to your server and leave the rest of your worries and thy curiosity.
On another recent developments, His Holiness The Dalai Lama, the exiled leader of Tibet was threatening to resign if Tibetan people wont adhere to non-violence. The evil Central Government of China meanwhile is running a shrewed propaganda intent on not helding a meaningful dialouge about Tibetan plights. In light of these events, why do I foresee this imminnent situation as bleak as a pipe light. After all, Budhism, as a faith, believed on the dissolution of life in any forms and the absolute end of the entire universe.
Think about it!
On another recent developments, His Holiness The Dalai Lama, the exiled leader of Tibet was threatening to resign if Tibetan people wont adhere to non-violence. The evil Central Government of China meanwhile is running a shrewed propaganda intent on not helding a meaningful dialouge about Tibetan plights. In light of these events, why do I foresee this imminnent situation as bleak as a pipe light. After all, Budhism, as a faith, believed on the dissolution of life in any forms and the absolute end of the entire universe.
Think about it!
Monday, April 14, 2008
UP YOUR'S
Eversince my favorite blogger back home had fabricated her stories, I just don't bother coming back. How can someone be happy with that. I know deep in my heart that she probably meant nothing by it but knowing all true well the ramifications into my psyche, I just couldn't readily admit to myself that she's right. Well sister...You're all too wrong! Remember this, I wasnt just born yesterday. And por favor stop the innuendoes. Your just compounding the gravity of thy mistakes. It's better that you described it for all its worth and in jest but like i said, you don't have to invent an f***ing stories just to please this moron. Write the truth and forever I'll be indebted to you.
And that's all I can say!
And that's all I can say!
Saturday, April 12, 2008
GREENFORUMS.GREENPINOY.COM
Just where to begin, I have no clue. As of this moments my muse had left me and my readers are clamoring for more, I know. But I just finished browsing my videos and trades shakepearian barbs among my greeny folks. There's not a boring post out there, I must tell you. Once again I felt the greatest joy reacting to their wits and what not. Who the hell needs a gmail for that matter. As you may well want to know, eversince I fixed this puking-inang pc, it's also the beginning of the lost of my gmail. Somehow I could not gain access to that stupid g-mail, WTF! A gain here is another lost on one area. Do I have to go back to my obsolete pc? I have no more time trying to fix everything. Just don't have the patience and fight anymore. I'll just be contented for now with what I got.
And this is what I really don't like about blogging sometimes, I mean really it's getting personal and before you know it, you gain more friends and enemies alike. Should I be very thruthful now with my readers or still be guarded. As I've told before, one can never be too sure who wants to gain access or learn from what you disclose. So let me just be the way it was. I'll still be the sweetest friend you ever got or your formidable foe.
Now if I could only decipher this Sanskrit text or was it Hindi materials, Betti Tum Suck Nahi!
Pahabol thoughts to my freng Lyzius: Obviously I'm having troubles with my You Tube account as well as I have several attempts already on sending you the video that you have requested to no avail.
Even my dear sweet friend Nina from China who understand my difficulty of watching her channel. Really WATCHAPPENNING HERE, GRRR!!!
And this is what I really don't like about blogging sometimes, I mean really it's getting personal and before you know it, you gain more friends and enemies alike. Should I be very thruthful now with my readers or still be guarded. As I've told before, one can never be too sure who wants to gain access or learn from what you disclose. So let me just be the way it was. I'll still be the sweetest friend you ever got or your formidable foe.
Now if I could only decipher this Sanskrit text or was it Hindi materials, Betti Tum Suck Nahi!
Pahabol thoughts to my freng Lyzius: Obviously I'm having troubles with my You Tube account as well as I have several attempts already on sending you the video that you have requested to no avail.
Even my dear sweet friend Nina from China who understand my difficulty of watching her channel. Really WATCHAPPENNING HERE, GRRR!!!
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
VALENTINA HASSAN
KEN LEE TULIBU DIBU DOUCHOO, this is the most hilarious international bestseller of all times...so move over Mariahhh Curry, Valentina Hassan is our new woman now!
ANG PANAYAM
VALENTINA KASSAN on her gutsy and daring interview after a Ken Lee led her to fame and stardom. Here she is the darling of Bulgarian Idol...and there's nothing vulgar about that. LOL
Monday, April 7, 2008
FOR DE LYZIUS
My fellow blogger from the desert, DeLyzius, is so nosy and I notice that she visited this pathetic kablag 10 times a day during her break or when pretending to work. Now that she knows the existence of this kablag, she tends to hang around so much and preffered sleeping over against my hospitality and will. Okey, I stretched the truth just a bit. She's just axe-ually complaining about breaking the boredom that she feels from time to time and only wanted to find a new outlet from her daily routine, but what can I do, I have to go to work as well, you know. Blogging is not my whole life and serious living must be done. Some of us have to travel here and there and everywhere and be at a certain time in order to meet the demands of our hectic schedules.
In fact, I just got back from Calgary, where Juno Awards was held. This is a very important Canadian music entertainment ceremony that I attended. Mingled with the stars, singers, songwriters, and other musical celebs. I don't actually want to bore her for mentioning Avril Lavigne, Michael Buble', Anne Murray, Paul Brandt, Jann Arden, Sarah Brightman(?), Finger Eleven, Blue Rodeo, Julie Black, Hedly, Amy Fiest, just to name a few.
But I was really excited to mention here my Indian brother, Russel Peter, who hosted the event. This is the very first time, that an important comedian ambassador showed how it's done. And if you're still not familiar with this guy, you better browse your kind of brand of entertainment.
Believe me, he's your Bhai... err your man!
In fact, I just got back from Calgary, where Juno Awards was held. This is a very important Canadian music entertainment ceremony that I attended. Mingled with the stars, singers, songwriters, and other musical celebs. I don't actually want to bore her for mentioning Avril Lavigne, Michael Buble', Anne Murray, Paul Brandt, Jann Arden, Sarah Brightman(?), Finger Eleven, Blue Rodeo, Julie Black, Hedly, Amy Fiest, just to name a few.
But I was really excited to mention here my Indian brother, Russel Peter, who hosted the event. This is the very first time, that an important comedian ambassador showed how it's done. And if you're still not familiar with this guy, you better browse your kind of brand of entertainment.
Believe me, he's your Bhai... err your man!
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
GAGONG BAGOOGLES
Yaman din lamang na ang aking itinuturing na kaibigang si G. Bagoogles ay sakim at gahaman sa rebenyung isasampa ng mga dahong ito sa kanyang kopter ay ipahintulot ninyong sa katutubong wika ko bigkasin ang poot at muhi na aking nararamdaman. Hindi ko na ipapaliwanag sa inyo mga kafatid kung ano ang ibig kong sabihin, sanhi nang maaring inyo na ring batid mula sa inyong karanasan kung paanong itong hinayupak na si G. Bagoogles ay mistulang hayok at mapagsamantala sa tulad kong sopistikado at palaisip na nilalang.
Antipatiko! Walang modo! Halimaw! Ungas! Pangahas! Wala kang karapatang gamitin at iblota sa daigdig ng internet ang aking kaisipan nang walang kapahintulutan. Sa kadahilanang minarapat ko hanggang ngayon na hwag i-rehistro sa tunay kong pangalan ang lahat ng pahina at dahon ng The Globe Watcher, ay wala ka pa ring karapatan upang akoy gamitin at mulit-muli'y andukhain sa ganitong paraan. Bakit ang tipaklong at tikbalang sa dakong Russia ay tuso sa pagkopya ng bawat nilalaman ng aking munting pahayagan. Akala nyo ba'y ako'y matutuwa, magagalak? Na ako'y inyong pinagkakaperahan? Laan kong ipalimos ang aking kakayahan kung yun lang ang iyong kailangan. Subalit bakit, ni walang abiso o pagkilala man lamang sa topak ng inyong lingkod?
Ngayo'y batid ko na kung bakit sa blogosperong ito ay punum-puno ng mga ganid at sakim. Gayundin ng mga kaibigang nanghinawa narin sa paglathala ng kanilang pananaw, makitid man o malalim sa katalinghagaan.
(Dahil busilak ang aking puso ay dito ko na isisingit sa loob ng panaklong ang mga mura at sumpa sa hinayupak na ireng si Bagoogles at ng kanyang mga alagad na tuso, mga kampon na Balasubas .....#x%$!....#x%$!...#x%$!...)
Tignan natin ngayon kung hanggang saan hahantong ang puking-inang lathalang ito, sa kabila ng kadalubhasang paraang dinesenyo ko ngayon ang aking kaisipan. Sa katotohanan, may ideya na ako kung saang lupalop ng internet pupulutin ang bawat salita at laway na ipinuhunan ko rito. Putragis Ka!
Ipagpaumanhin mo katoto na hanggang dito ko na lang tatapusin ang iresponsableng 'rant' na ito sapagkat datapwat bagamat (you fucking twat) ay totoong nahihilo nako sa pagtitig sa durungawan ng aking mundo.
Antipatiko! Walang modo! Halimaw! Ungas! Pangahas! Wala kang karapatang gamitin at iblota sa daigdig ng internet ang aking kaisipan nang walang kapahintulutan. Sa kadahilanang minarapat ko hanggang ngayon na hwag i-rehistro sa tunay kong pangalan ang lahat ng pahina at dahon ng The Globe Watcher, ay wala ka pa ring karapatan upang akoy gamitin at mulit-muli'y andukhain sa ganitong paraan. Bakit ang tipaklong at tikbalang sa dakong Russia ay tuso sa pagkopya ng bawat nilalaman ng aking munting pahayagan. Akala nyo ba'y ako'y matutuwa, magagalak? Na ako'y inyong pinagkakaperahan? Laan kong ipalimos ang aking kakayahan kung yun lang ang iyong kailangan. Subalit bakit, ni walang abiso o pagkilala man lamang sa topak ng inyong lingkod?
Ngayo'y batid ko na kung bakit sa blogosperong ito ay punum-puno ng mga ganid at sakim. Gayundin ng mga kaibigang nanghinawa narin sa paglathala ng kanilang pananaw, makitid man o malalim sa katalinghagaan.
(Dahil busilak ang aking puso ay dito ko na isisingit sa loob ng panaklong ang mga mura at sumpa sa hinayupak na ireng si Bagoogles at ng kanyang mga alagad na tuso, mga kampon na Balasubas .....#x%$!....#x%$!...#x%$!...)
Tignan natin ngayon kung hanggang saan hahantong ang puking-inang lathalang ito, sa kabila ng kadalubhasang paraang dinesenyo ko ngayon ang aking kaisipan. Sa katotohanan, may ideya na ako kung saang lupalop ng internet pupulutin ang bawat salita at laway na ipinuhunan ko rito. Putragis Ka!
Ipagpaumanhin mo katoto na hanggang dito ko na lang tatapusin ang iresponsableng 'rant' na ito sapagkat datapwat bagamat (you fucking twat) ay totoong nahihilo nako sa pagtitig sa durungawan ng aking mundo.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
HAND SOLO MOBILE
You think it's impossible? And do you think it cannot be done? Don't fret coz were in for exciting times and surprise savings with the palm of your hands...digitally if you will, and if you believe this, don't blame moi, its just my April Fool's Day prank to everyone, lurkers and avid readers alike. Have a nice day jworld, Whuever UR!