CLINTON KICK ASSOBAMA

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I'm not giving up yet. Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton is going to win Texas and Ohio presidential primaries. I'm CANadian, and we up here are crossing our fingers that she win. She's more deserving for the job not only because she's a woman, but her EXPERIENCE and global incite is much more attune to what the whole wide world is clamoring for. She's the welcome CHANGE that America needs. And if they think otherwise, then they are bloody buffoon. If they could because as they say WE CAN, it's about time that we should because WE CANCAN and march onto November to show that old Senator McCain, because HE CUNT.

Let's go Hillary and start kicking OBAM... err some butt!

OKEY SA OLRAYT

The above title was stumbled by moi through the pages of my regarded blogger friend Jeck of Silly Hot Kamote, meaning everything would be alright. But the topic of this post is hardly ever that. As of yesterday, I was blogging from this slow pc, window 96. Since my son finally manage to fatally 'wreck-killed' our refurbished well-to-do computer which is actually giving me the window to the rest of the world. And since I got used to fast logging and this pc is ever so lagging, I nearly threw this myself to a pit. Now I'll just have to be very very patient and really be very selective to what site I should thrust and visit. I'm lucky I still have this almost obsolete device. I am just hoping that all our data and programs are still intact when I purchase a new one. But first, I'll just check and see if we could still fix this windowXP, that I got from ContraVida. As far as I know, Xtian also manage to 'wreck-killed' this device by incessant unplugging. So yeah, mangOOrising, you'll just have to wait before I could review your sent video. Either that or another visit to the library is in order for me to do catch-up. Good luck Hillary! Hhhhhmmm... Is Laurence of kidlat-osphere a virus?

OCTOGENARIAN OSCAR

So the 80th Oscar was held tonight. It awarded Coen brothers for their film "No Country For Old Man" as Best Picture and Achievement in Directing. But to me the highlight of the night was when Janvier Bardem was given the honor for Best Supporting Actor. This "Jamon-jamon" aktor finally had due recognition. And he dedicated the award on his acceptance speech to his mother, "Esta Oscar es para ti y para Espana, muchas gracias".

Jon Stewart, meanwhile hosted the rather lucklustre event. Thanks partly due to the end of writers strike. He's so funny citing three women preggers of the night, Jessica Alba, Nicole Kidman, and I can't remember who else, aha Cate Blanchette... and the baby goes to...Angelina Jolie.

Well by watching this Oscar getting old and dull, I know now for sure which movies I'm going to rent and waste my money on. At least, Canadian films were as usual mentioned. I don't have to rush for another boring movie. That Edith Piaf film "La Vie En Rose", to my mind is very interesting. What was her name again? Aha, Marion Cotillard.

Oh btw, I'm now returning this vintage Valentino, any takers?

MAMA MIA

It's so depressing, I mean really...how could this be happening. Why on earth my handpick is losing the race. Cannot she do anything right? All the bummer should do is nothing and just that, and he'd still be on course. Xerox or not. Word for word...words and more platitudes with uncertainties are what these folks tend to embrace rather than experience and grace. Sadly there's a local song that comes to mind with these whole brouhaha about a certain person who prepared everything but ended up sharing nothing or worse getting the wrong end of the stick.

Ako ang nagtanim/ ang nagbayo at nagsaing/ subalit ng maluto ay iba ang kumain/ mapalad ang sinumang nakakain/ lubos na nasiyahan walang pagod ni katiting./

Well as you can see, my candidate and her adversary are really tied when it comes to their platforms, with very little differences as they say. But the bummer is pulling away at her expense. Could she really be fine when all the dust settled?

I know, I wont. Coz I'd be needing anti-depressant pills after this!

BHUTTO'S REVENGE

So Pakistan elected democracy...Time to go Musharaff...Heed the voice of your people. Benazir Bhutto is right all along that democracy is the best revenge. Shalalalala...lalala. Don't worry golf season is just around the corner. Play with your friend Bush and tag him with you. Bole bole...vande matarram!

KOSOVO

Nagkalintek-lintek na ang lahat...puchang ama...kasarinlan nga ba yung matatawag kung ang buong mundo ay hindi aprubado sa pagkilala ng indepensya ng KOSOVO? Saan kaya hahantong ang punyemang lupaing ito. Ano na naman kaya ang magagagawa ng "Nagkakaisang Nasyon" U.N? Ngayong patuloy na mainit ang SERBIYA at labag sa kanilang kalooban ang inibitableng pagsasarili ng mga Muslim o/at Albanians. Paano na nga kaya? Magsitigil na nga kayo...Mga Puking Ina Nyo...Masakit na ang ulo ko!

JAMES COOKS KOREAN

As an avid follower of this guy's channel, I am actually the first one to view his uploaded video. But unbeknownst to him, I intentionally didn't leave a message, comments or rating or anything because I'm actually doing a crash course on speaking Korean. Well, sorta reserving my opinion to his first class act. And now that I learned how to speak Korean, (thanks to Oppa Tae Gu Ki) I could in all honesty impart to you dear readers what this fellow is saying.

But first off, let me re-introduce you to my cyber-friend James. He was a native of Bataan, Philippines but grew up in Guam. He now lives in Las Vegas Nevada with his favorite pet rodent and numerous Katipunero siblings. He is a successful author of various James Fajardo fonts. And also, a redundantly martyr student of care-giving profession that from time to time gave him a nervous breakdown. But don't be guiled by his humility for he could really speak Korean fluently, rivaling coolsmurf and/or Star King. As you can see in this video, he can cook too. James was an A+ Asian student. And I'd like to rate this video with 100 stars. But sad to say, this tarush guy never speak to mediocre mind like me.

So in light of this, I made a translations of his video for those of you who cant speak the language.

Here it goes:

O Annie bat anbaho ng utot mo! Si Maangchi kasi... pinukpok pa ko ng martilyo. Sa dinami dami ba namang mata-tag sa buong You Tube land ay ako pa ang napagdiskitahan. Kaya para sa kapakanan ng buong sambayanan at kabadingan ay pahintulutan nyong ang hamak na Sedaris natoy magsabog ng talento sa kusina...Kaya RIP Julia Child, heto ako at ang aking noodle-noodle ng sinabawang gulay. But first, habang binobona kopa ang eau de toilet sa gaseo range...pakikitaan ko muna kayo ng mga imbak kong pagkain mula sa aking pantry (tatlong pantalon). O hayan crackers. O heto... nakikita nyo ba yan korean noodles, at yan pa...oriental noodles...maanghang. Gulamang dagat. Dried mushrooms. Heto pa sotanghon. At Choco Pie. Last but not least xiempre tsitsarong hipon...Kropek! Now let's cook. O hayan ingat lang sa kalan at baka mapaso. Isahog ang kailangang ingredients o sangkap. Kita nyo ba yang rosas na box? Baklang-bakla diva? Haluan ng konting corn syrup...pampa-L... LAPOT... anuba?...Hayan ang tukbukki rei mandarasoyo, Kayat hwag kayong pasupla-suplada kung ayaw nyong mapurga.

O pano Mang Goyo magkita uli tayo? Annyeongasheo...??????? ???? (OH ANNIE, BAT ANBANTOT NG UTOT MOH? ...TSE! SUPLADO!) BOW...

One of these days James...I'll see you on some cheesy Las Vegas chapel...Will you marry me?

ONE MOMENT IN TIME ~ CHARICE PEMPENGCO

As you can see, I've been very very busy lately campaigning for Senator Hillary Clinton, and I need a break from this nerve-wracking pace. So once again, I check my friend, FALSEVOICE about his latest CHARICE PEMPENGCO upload, and guess what I found...a very hair-raising, goose bump galore rendition of a Whitney Houston song. Hopefully this video would served as the miracle I'm looking for in order to boosts Mrs. Clinton's candidacy for presidency. All the stars are aligned as they say. SO WE SING-SING BECAUSE WE CAN-CAN!

HOORAY CHARICE! YOUR LIVING THE AMERICAN DREAM.
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Readers, please follow Charice on her new website: www.charicepempengco.com. or access the out link from this page: A Diva Is Born.

And show your support. We love you Charice.

SUPER DELEGATES FOR HILLARY CLINTON

WHY OBAMA CAN"T!

ANOTHER REASON WHY HILLARY IS BEST FOR THE JOB. OBAMA WILL GET NOTHING DONE, AMERICA NEEDS A FIGHTER AND A PISSED WOMAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE TO STAND AGAINST THE SHITTY RIGHT WING REPUBLICAN.

HILLARY IN 2008!

HILLARY CLINTON ON GLBT RIGHTS

This is the wild card I'm telling you guys about why Senator HILLARY CLINTON should be the next President of the United States of America. She's GOD given miracle.

"WOMAN MUST BE ABLE TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE CONSTRUCTION OF SOCIETY BY EMPHASIZING HER FEMININE GENIUS," this is a quote from the Pope himself, POPE BENEDICT XVI by denouncing 'macho mentality'! OUT OF LINE you say? SO BE IT! EVEN GOD HAS POLITICAL LEANINGS. And HILLARY is my HERO. It's RATHER HER THAN Obama or McCain, the most polarizing and boring candidates this century ever witness. So GBLT unite and vote for Clinton because she CANCAN. And really could DANCE. THIS IS A REAL TEST FOR AMERICA AND FOR THE WHOLE WORLD...A TRUE GIFT TO MANKIND.

ENCHICHALEN!

YES WE CAN! --Barrack Obama

YES WE CAN!

Si Se Puede!
Oo Pedeng pede!
O ye pedemos!
Wen mayat ketdin
Nagmayat wen!
Si, si puo
Oui nous pouvons
Ja wir konnen
Si Che possiamo
Sim Poderemos
Oui on peut!

An Obama presidency would present a distinctly American face, a man of African descent, born in the nation's youngest state, with a childhood spent in Asia, among Muslims. No public relation campaign could do more than Obama's mere presence in the White House, to diffuse anti-American passion around the world, nor could any political experience surpass Obama's life story in preparing a president to understand the American character. ---gullam20

In the language of metaphor, Clinton is an essay, solid and reasoned, Obama is poem, lyric and filled with possibilities. Clinton would be a valuable and competent executive. But Obama matches her in substance and adds something that the nation is needing for far too long-- a sennse of aspiration.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, TARUPAM

ABRIA CARTA A CONTRA-VIDA

Ola amiga, como esta? Que barbaridad! La accidente de tuya a la semana despues es una horrifica. Entonces daytoy laeng ti masaok. Uray awan bibyang co. Nasayaat ti inaramid mo nga nakikipulong kenjay attorneym. Ta dak-kil pay ti mai-compensate kenkwam. Nalaka unay nukwa nu naki-settle ka daras kenti car insurance mo, ta dagidyay kapadas nyo nga naaksidente idi ket, makaala laeng ti $4,000 nga compensation kanu. Ammom, narigat la unay ti biyag. Isu nga nu di ka ag-wise, mabalen nga awaan lattan. Makastrek ka pay kadi?

Itapay nga dandanin ti election, ibagak lang-ngen nga ibutom ti Liberal, gaput daytoy PC nga nakatakdir ti gobyerno itatta ket isuda lattan ti namay-am kadidyay maximum caps nga very unconstitutional. Isu ta sao ti Judge nga nag-toss kadaydi ruling about soft tissue setttlement. Ket ittatta ket kayat da pay nga i-appeal pa kuma. Ngem nu isuda ti mapan ta nga ibotos, in promise da nga i-abolish ti health care premium. Ayna! Anya ngata?

Awan basul kon ketden nu kasno ti panay-am ken aramid, wen? Ala ngarud, kumare, hasta luega!

CRIS CROCKER'S VALENTINE MESSAGE

MESSAGE FROM CRIS CROCKER AND I SECOND THE MOTION...LET'S SEE IF SENATOR HILLARY CLINTON CAN PICK-UP MORE VOTES AFTER THIS COZ SERIOUSLY I'M SO NERVOUS FOR HER RIGHT NOW NOT CLINCHING THE PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY ALL THE WAY TO NOVEMBER ELECTION. IF THIS STILL DON'T WORK...WATCH FOR MY WILD CARD... IT WOULD CROCK BARRACK NOBAMA!

AMY BURN DA HOUSE DOWN

Michael Buble' and Amy Winehouse are among the winners at the 50th Grammy Awards.

I'm always afraid to listen to Amy considering what I'm reading from the tabloid and her battles with illegal substances. But I'm glad to be glued to te-le tonight to watch Ms. Winehouse performed Rehab. She's so unbelievably healthier, I could finally say...yes...yes...yes!

SCIENTOLOGY EXPLAINED

Some masked demonstrators are picketing outside the Church of Scientology lately. This sad spectacles are a blatant reminders of our basic human rights, free speech versus religious freedom.

If you go to their website you'll learn that age old queries such as: Who am I? Where do I come from? Why am I here? ... are just but a few L Ron Hubbard, the founding father of Scientology tried to ask on his lifetime.

Maybe this quote also from him could shed some lights against growing suspicion that this religion is a cult: There can be no purpose contemplating which does not include happiness and experience. When a man is no longer able to envision happiness as part with his future, that man is dead.

I like to help others and count it as my greatest pleasure in life to see a person free himself of the shadows which darkens his days. These shadows look so thick to him and weigh him down so that when he finds they are shadows and he can see through them, walk through them and be again in the sun, he is enormously delighted. And I am afraid, I am just as delighted as he is.

Would this be the reason why Tom Cruise is acting strangely? Check his You Tube interview and the ensuing opinions of cyborg fans who are crucifying him.

So guys think about it and take a stand. Meanwhile, I'll pop my Freudian pills.

ANNE'E DU MOUCHARD

My distant cousin, scabby Carmen, is Chinese. I missed his Dad, my one and only Chinese uncle, because when we were young he used to give us some majo, (sweet grounded porks) and eat them with gusto like candy on top of other delicatessen like hopias (sweet- buns), and most especially during this Chinese New Year, tikoys (gelatinous rice cakes).

Once I asked, "But Uncle, we just celebrated New Year...then how come your still celebrating a new one?"

"Nephew, (Buboy...ikaw dami tanong tanong...basta ikaw kain na lang) it's just that...its al tladition...and don't ask tu menny questions... ukey? Happee Nyu Yil." his reply with broken Chinese-Tagalog. And after a pregnant pause he'd spit.

Oh I missed him, he used to work at Umbuyan, Pitong Gatang, a drying and smoking fish business in our neck of the woods.
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So there you go guys. HAPEE NYU YIL! GONG XI FA CHAI! 2008 YEAR OF THE RAT.

DEADLY TORNADOES

Scary times upon American mid-south...Oh Dorothy where art thou! Click your heels and come back, wont you? Coz there's no place like home...ders noh pleys layk om!

BEN SHARKEY

Me and Mrs. Jones...Michael Buble' you say? Much better! BEN SHARKEY from Detroit Michigan! So mellow...girls are melting. And for those people who haven't heard of him yet, here is what your missing. He's got all the glides...so smooth...so swift...and yeah so sharkey!

So global friends here he is once again. ENJOY!

SOUPER CHOOSEDAY

No more contest, the democratic process which is happening in U.S. of A, this Super Tuesday, to my mind is but a foregone conclusion. And come November 4th, I'm predicting Mrs. Hillary would win the election, and replace GWB. I rather call madam president with her first name basis as to differentiate her from the former President Clinton. Better yet I'll call her with all due respect as President Rodham Clinton. This is much swifter and faster than I could tongue-twist the name Barrack Obama, Barako Bama, barak o bama, and bar-ak-o-ba-ma. And why bother elect a 70 years old McCain, who is part of an old school that the world is trying to turn around from, and no matter how distant he came to be in the eyes of some Republicans. I've told you before and I'll tell you again, that this elections, no matter how democratic it seems to be is anything but a cycle as in washing machine. For sure, ain't a gentle one. But thanks be to heaven almighty that this time, there is no more hanging chads that cost Al Gore's candidacy. It's a high time that America is awaken to a lady president. Part of her flat form is the reformation of America's health care system which here in Alberta, Premiere Ed Stelmach is now trying to abolish. Were also gearing up for election up here, as early as March 3. I'm really wondering why there seemed to be a reversal of policy in upholding universal health care. After all the Tories has already amassed billions of dollars from health care revenues. Are you getting confused? Well, so am I. Pardon moi, this is just my train of thoughts.

4 A MILLION YEARS

4 EVER LOVING U

ATE GUY'S TAPAT NA PAG-IBIG

Before Charice Pempengco, before all the birits and high renditioners like Regine Velasquez, Lani Misalucha, and the likes, there was the golden voice ~ the original superstar of Philippines' entertainment, Ms. Nora Aunor. And during her heyday, she's undeniably the undisputed queen of songs. Revered by common masa, she has transformed into an important icon, actress and performer in over 4 decades.

She's now residing in Los Angeles.

DIL TO PAGAL HAI

G.K. Ji, Hi. It's been a long long time since you last visited me. And to my surprise...you finally came by! You had no idea how this made me happy. Devana hai! And all the memories came flowing back like tears. Had you known? You must have.

It's not even allowed for me to shake hands...but luckily...I'm on a dead table. So I grabbed your hand and shook you. This of course is against our establishment's rules of no-nos. Taboos! If you like. But I didn't care. And my oh my, you changed quite a bit. Tum deko hai. Getting heavier, aren't we? With all that 'bulaga' entrance, I almost had a heart attack. I didn't even know what to say. I couldn't understand at first what your saying to me. I'm so beside myself. But I'm really glad to learn that you have a new enterprise. At first I thought you've gone living in United States. Pardon my discerning ear accent. As usual your towering side-kicks made me so nervous. Were they also on real state? You forgot to mention.

Oh yeah, thanks for the business card you gave me btw. I'll keep it forever. Better yet laminated. And for sure...I'll avail your assistance or if Didi ever needs one. Acha Bhaia? Aprub-aprub.

CHARICE DOES BARBRA

Its funny how this video had parental guidance advisory, lol, we mere mortals can never be able to sing as well damn good as sweet Charice. I tried to emulate her with this high renditon, and next thing you know, all my neighbors complained and called police for breaking the peace and silence ordinances.

SWEETHEART

I Love You I Love You I Love You I Love You I Love You I Love You I Love You I Love You I Love You...

I Love You I Love You I Love You I Love You I Love You I Love You I Love You I Love You I Love You...

And I LOVE YOU FOREVER MORE!